Dina gets deep

Lindsay Lohan’s convict dad has been speakin’ to the media everyday weighin’ in on his daughter’s sich and now her mama Dina is finally talkin’! We're still figuring it all out. We're all just figuring it out." Thanks for the enlightening statement!

Nicole has strict rules

Nicole Richie invitation to her memorial day bbq said “there will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now!” Wonder what they were bbqing…lettuce?

The happy couple can't decide

John Mayer stormed away leavin’ Jessica Simpson in tears after a long talk on their vaca in Mexico! He must just be just fed up tryin’ to explain things to her…I can see it now, I don’t know why the sky is blue Jess, it just is!!!

Heather is sad

Heather Mills is havin’ serious regrets! She’s wishin’ that she never broke it off with Sir Paul Mcartney and “wants to get back where she once belongs”! It’s pretty lonely with just one leg and no one to love it huh?!?

Nicole Richie’s been snubbin’ her mama in the hospital! She hasn’t gone to visit her cause the two haven’t really been “seein’ eye to eye”! With Nicole withering away again…her mom’s lucky she can see her at all!

Justin Justin Justin

Justin Timberlake’s ex and current girlfriend are freakin’ out they both are presenting at the same awards show! Cameron Diaz and Jessica Beil are doin’ whatever they can to make sure they don’t have a run in! Get ready for some hair pullin and nail scratchin’ action!

Mischa has a bad trip

Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital cause of a terrible allergic reaction! She had a few cocktails while on meds and got sick! Insiders are sayin’ that’s a cover up and that she actually just ate a few too many magical mushrooms! Apparently she thought she was dying...well, that's what happens when you take hallucinogenics...you bug out!