Paris might get molested by her cell mate

So by now everyone knows that poor lil rich girl Paris Hilton is headed for the slammer, Here’s the scoop while she’s there…she’ll have a boiled egg for breakfast, baloney sami for lunch, and absolutely no crackberry, make-up or hair extensions…She’ll also have a 5 min. shower a day where she’ll have to wash her own underwear! Oh the horror!